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fairytrainer:

fairytrainer:

btw in case yous have slept on this - there is an amazing tv show that exists on this earth called I Wanna Marry Harry where they’ve tricked a group of american girls into thinking they’re on a dating show competing for the heart of Prince Harry and it’s fucking phenomenal 

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zagreus-taking-time-apart:

*gets gay married during the purge*

(via alexstewarts)





aduhm:

it’s that time of the month

aduhm:

it’s that time of the month

(Source: thepowergame, via fauxface)



trouserweasel:

damn right I did

trouserweasel:

damn right I did

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(Source: fymodernfamily, via thefuuuucomics)

reginamas:

i just told my mom i died at birth and i’ve been a ghost this entire time just growing and manifesting into the daughter she’d lost

and she’s just like

well please go to the light because i am tired of your shit

(Source: adorablebadass, via be-your-teenage-dream-tonight)





rnike:

How about being stabbed

rnike:

How about being stabbed

(Source: heterosaxual, via the-absolute-funniest-posts)




versaceslut:

basically how all female celebrities are treated by the media

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(Source: dignitea, via yall)


pansoph:

pansoph:

i went to a party and put 3 whole loaves of sliced bread all around the house i put bread under the kid’s pillow and in all 3 of his bathrooms, in his rugby shorts and the breast pocket of his school shirt, on his roof and his neighbor’s roof, in his couch and on his tv i’m laughing so hard he’s going to wake up hungover tomorrow and be like why the fuck is there bread everywhere 

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i’m pissing myself

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