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teenbitch:

our government is in a meme war

teenbitch:

our government is in a meme war

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oh-deir:

ACTUAL MESSAGE OF (500) DAYS OF SUMMER THAT NO ONE ACTUALLY REALIZES

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skellettes:

sneak peek from 50 shades of gray!!

skellettes:

sneak peek from 50 shades of gray!!

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weetbixgod:

hotdadcalendar:

I’m actually concerned for boys who complain about how different girls look without makeup. Like did you think eyeshadow permanently alters a girls eyelid? Are you frightened when people change clothes

Babies have no concept of object permanence

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perks-of-being-chinese:

vaganas:

this video keeps me young

I CANT FUCKING BREATHE 

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baesknees:

discoboob:

OMFG I HIT THE PLAY BUTTON IN FRONT OF MY PARENTS AND ALL THEY HEARD WAS “HOW TO GIVE A BLOW JOB” AND THEYRE TELLING ME ITS OK TO COME OUT AND IM CRYING

WHAT THE ACUAL F UCK

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starllex:

spacegiants:

chicken nuggets arent even that great

what did you just say

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meatloves:

the cucumber saga

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